This is Stan Weir attempting to smile. Shortly after the picture was taken, the team photographer (Marvin Hamlisch) put the camera down and said “smile, dummy!”
Marvin, now Mrs. Arthur Smith, paid a heavy price that day.
Stan Weir doesn’t like the Avalanche. He doesn’t like teams that change their names and he still thinks they’re the Rockies. No one has the nerve to tell him.
Stan Weir donates blood frequently, just not his own.
Stan Weir doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Stan Weir can kill two stones with one bird.
Stan Weir once ate his entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Stan Weir will bring us wealth, gold, silver, fast cars and women with legs to the sky (NOTE: for female readers, please delete previous line and think of something nice for yourself. For my wife it would be “sleeping in Saturday morning and having my husband make sure the kids don’t wake me up”).
Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Weir.