Stan Weir caused the collapse of the Soviet Union. Breakaway countries, in his honour, call themselves KazakhSTAN, UzbekiSTAN, etc. In the same region, thousands of children born out of wedlock in 1989 were named Stanislav. (Meaning: Half-slavic son of Stan) -Jonathan.
Stan Weir doesn’t like the Avalanche, he says all their players look like Kenny G.
Stan Weir spices up his steaks with pepper spray.
Stan Weir shaves with a rusty chainsaw -heed.
Stan Weir can blow bubbles with beef jerky -Clayton Magnet.
Stan Weir is NOT susceptible to Kryptonite -doritogrande.
Stan Weir once entered a lumberjack contest. He thought axes were for pussies and won using his left hand -Kristopher Milligan.
Gretzky went where the puck was going. Weir made the puck come to him -PDO.
Time waits for Stan Weir.
Stan Weir is capable of photosynthesis.
Stan Weir understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.
When Stan Weir picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
Stan Weir let the dogs out.
Stan Weir puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Stan Weir’s favorite breakfast is nails and gravel with milk.
Stan Weir is like a dog, not only because he can smell fear, but because he can piss on whatever he wants.
Stan Weir will bring us many riches and women who will try anything once.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Weir!