This is Stan Weir the summer he was drafted by the California Seals. I chose it for two reasons: he looks a little like Ales Hemsky in the photo, and he represents the youth on this club in the picture. The beard years are yet to come.
The Oilers play the Flames tonight, second game of a back-to-back. A tough loss in a game maybe already counted in the win column can have a huge impact on a young team.
Stan Weir believes.
Stan Weir can slam a revolving door.
Stan Weir makes onions cry.
Stan Weir does not go hunting because hunting implies failure.
When Stan Weir falls in water, he doesn’t get wet. Water gets Stan Weir’d.
Stan Weir can divide by zero.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Stan Weir.
Stan Weir uses a night-light. Not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because darkness fears Stan Weir.
Stan Weir once held his breath for 9 years.
Stan Weir sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Stan Weir once crossed the road, but no one had the nerve to ask why.
Stan Weir has three knees on each leg.
The 11th Commandment is “thou shalt not piss off Stan Weir.”
Stan Weir once challenged Lance Armstrong to a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Stan Weir won by 5.
Stan Weir once took part in the running of the bulls. Stan chased them to Russia and then got bored.
Stan Weir will bring us endless summer, riches beyond our imagination and that really cute woman down the block. Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Weir!