Stan Weir once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
When Stan Weir crosses the street, cars look both ways. Stan Weir speaks in CAPS. Stan Weir won a pissing contest with a Russian racehorse.
Stan Weir doesn’t like the Minnesota Wild. He thinks their uniforms look like puke and they have too many guys with funny names. Plus their fans look funny.
Stan Weir will bring us money and shapely, adventurous women with bad eyesight.
Ladies and gentlemen, Stan Weir!