Oilers at Coyotes, G74/08-09

Stan Weir can divide by zero.

Stan Weir uses a night-light. Not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because darkness fears Stan Weir.

Stan Weir once challenged Lance Armstrong to a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Stan Weir won by 5.

Stan Weir can blow bubbles with beef jerky.

When Stan Weir picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.

Stan Weir let the dogs out.

Stan Weir puts the laughter in manslaughter.

Stan Weir puts the fun in funeral.

Stan Weir once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

Stan Weir can kill two stones with one bird.

Stan Weir once ate his entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

Ladies and Gentlemen–Stan Weir!

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  1. PunjabiOil says:

    Tommorow’s game is important. A win and going 4-3 the rest of the way can be achieved.

    A loss and it will come down to the Calgary Shames knocking us out of the playoffs for the 3rd time in 7 years.

  2. DBO says:

    LT: and I agree he has had an unbalanced team most of his tenure. i just can’t handle the inconsistent play, strange decisions and line combo’s. Just really frustrated.

  3. Lord Bob says:

    DBO: And we’re starting all over again. A lot of smart people are looking at this team’s record and forgetting just how many games MacT entered with fewer actual NHL players than the other guy.

    And when he had NHL players he used them like he got in a car accident before each game.

    Nobody’s complaining “waah! Sam Gagner is playing like he’s 19 years old!”

  4. Bruce says:

    This is embarrassing. This team needs to grow 20 pairs.

  5. DBO says:

    can’t handle it. Good luck lads.

  6. Lowetide says:

    Lord Bob: When he had the horses MacT had a beauty run. As for the Gagner comment, I have no idea what you mean.

  7. Woodguy says:

    The Edmonton Oilers do not seem to be good at the sport of Ice Hockey.

    Was it wrong that I fist pumped at the Jets 2nd goal and giggled out loud at the 3rd?

    There is systemic rot in the Oilers organization, but where the hell do you start to clean it up?

    Employees of the organization that I would prefer had other employers next year:

    Kevin Lowe
    Craig MacTavish
    Kelly Buchburger
    Billy Moores
    Ethan Moreau
    Steve Staios
    Ales Kotalik
    Robert Nilsson (maybe/probably)
    Sheldon Souray
    Jason Strudwick
    Tom Gilbert (trade value greater than player value/redundency with a superior Grebs)

    On a happier note I picked up 3 cans of a Ukrainian beer named Obolon. Its fantastic. Great taste and finishes very, very clean.

    Uses rice instead of barley. I usually don’t like rice beers, but this one is great.

  8. Lord Bob says:

    Lord Bob: When he had the horses MacT had a beauty run.

    Fernando Pisani had a hot streak in the playoffs and was our best player, but that doesn’t mean that he’s always going to be our best player. Coaches can have good days and bad days like everyone else in sports.

    And let’s not forget who had Ty Conklin sitting on the bench in Game One of the final because it was his turn or some bologna like that.

  9. Bruce says:

    For the love of the hockey gods, why is Dwayne Roloson still in net? We’re playing our 6th game in 9 nights in 6 different cities tomorrow night, it’s the biggest game of the year, and we need him to be sharp. So why the hell is he playing out the string in this abortion of a hockey game?

  10. Chris says:

    Personally I think Gagner chose to respond late in the season to my calling him out in the comments section. As this appears to have been more effective than MacT’s repeatedly calling out Dustin Penner perhaps the Oilers should let the comments section coach by committee. Its not like the lines would any more random.

  11. Lucinius says:

    If nothing else, I just wish the Oilers would learn to get the puck out of their zone consistantly instead of turning it over 3-5 times first.

  12. Bruce says:

    Sheldon is covered, Ales. Pass the goddam puck to somebody else.

  13. Lowetide says:


  14. Lucinius says:

    Bruce: But our powerplay -is- the point shot!

    At least, that seems to be the only system in place..

  15. gogliano says:

    So if Kotalik scores that does ensure the goal is meaningless, i.e., we lose?

  16. Lord Bob says:

    WOO! THE COMEBACK IS ON! It’s like I always said, Craig MacTavish is a master of the coaching arts!

    (Note: for want of better material, I am currently getting drunk off of mouthwash and aftershave.)

    (If it becomes 4-1, I switch to antifreeze.)

  17. PunjabiOil says:

    DBO: And we’re starting all over again. A lot of smart people are looking at this team’s record and forgetting just how many games MacT entered with fewer actual NHL players than the other guy.

    PLUS a lack of balance. Every damn year.

    I agree with your point that Kevin Lowe is a dummy, and Scott Howson is a gem, but that doesn’t doesn’t absolve MacT from his failures.

    This is still a talented hockey club, and should be in the playoffs. The number of games this team has lost to conisderably inferior teams this year has more to do with preperation IMO, than being a young team.

    There have been too many unneccesary foolish moves and gambles by MacT this year. It’s a reasonable conclusion, and supported with evidence that MacT should have extracted more from his team this year.

    You’re a bright guy Lowetide, but I can’t agree with you on this.

    Just can’t.

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