Stan Weir uses a night-light. Not because he’s afraid of the dark, but because darkness fears Stan Weir.
Stan Weir once challenged Lance Armstrong to a “Who has more testicles?” contest. Stan Weir won by 5.
Stan Weir can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
When Stan Weir picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
Stan Weir let the dogs out.
Stan Weir puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Stan Weir puts the fun in funeral.
Stan Weir once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.
Stan Weir can kill two stones with one bird.
Stan Weir once ate his entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Ladies and Gentlemen–Stan Weir!