OILERS WILL NEVER SIGN MARC POULIOT. NEVER!

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21 Responses to "OILERS WILL NEVER SIGN MARC POULIOT. NEVER!"

  1. Hammers says:

    You said it . Never

  2. Numenius says:

    LT, I haven’t been around long enough to get the Pouliot references on this blog, so let me see if I got this right: given that it seems to be opposite day (re: Rajala), maybe it’ll be opposite day about Pouliot too, this time in a good way.

  3. Lowetide says:

    Numenius:
    LT, I haven’t been around long enough to get the Pouliot references on this blog, so let me see if I got this right: given that it’s opposite day about Rajala, you’re hoping it will be opposite day about Pouliot.

    Yes. I believed–and still believe–there was a player there in Pouliot. He didn’t embrace the 2-way role, Brodziak did, and that’s pretty much the story. But he was a nice player imo.

  4. Lloyd B. says:

    I see what you are doing. Hilarious!!

  5. Factotum says:

    If we’re doing opposites day, here’s mine:
    Patrick Thoresen will never, ever return to the Oilers. Never.

    Too bad, because I have a feeling he might slot nicely into that 3LW slot. And he can play center, too.

    But it will never happen. Never.

  6. wunderbar says:

    Thanks, LT. Literally just laughed out loud in my office.

  7. bendelson says:

    The memorable injuries of both MAP and Thoresen got me thinking about Nick Fotiu…
    One game as an Oiler! Poor bastard. I looked him up and found this…

    “After coaching, Fotiu moved on to a career in waste management. He is notorious for starting altercations at the Oak Bluffs town dump on Martha’s Vineyard…”

    Ahem… still testi after all these years.

  8. russ99 says:

    Anyone know what Liam Reddox is up to?

  9. wunderbar says:

    russ99:
    Anyone know what Liam Reddox is up to?

    I know you’re half joking, but it still made me curious. He’s been with Vaxjo HC of the SEL for the last 2 years. Posted 51GP 5G 10A -8 last season.

  10. G Money says:

    The Oilers will never make a 3 for 1 trade. NEVER.

    MacT will never sign a good veteran 3L and 4C to address the depth issues on the team. NEVER.

    OK, I gave it a shot, let’s hope LT’s mojo is working as well as the Rajala mojo.

  11. nycoil says:

    The Oilers will never trade Smid, their 2014 1st, and Hemsky for the RFA rights to Alex Pietrangelo.

  12. TheOtherJohn says:

    Oilers will never fire Kevin Lowe

    Oilers will never fire anyone in pro scouting department

    Oilers will never let Oscar Klefbom play 50 games in OKC

    Oilers will never trade for Oliver Ekman-Larsson

    Oilers will never acquire 2 top pairing D men (they are not necessary)

  13. Ice Sage says:

    Oil will never
    ever
    ever
    get the backend together

    (apologies to T Swift)

  14. "Steve Smith" says:

    Ice Sage,

    I can’t decide if you win the thread or lose it. But you sure as shit did something there.

  15. supernova says:

    Mitch Moroz will never develop into a Milan Lucic or Scott Hartnell

  16. justDOit says:

    And Crosby will never demand a trade to Edmonton to be with his old junior buddy, Pouliot.

  17. Scotty LaDouche says:

    The arena will NEVER cost less than we were led to believe.

  18. czar says:

    LT will never sleep with Jennifer Garner.

  19. Numenius says:

    Lowetide: Yes. I believed–and still believe–there was a player there in Pouliot. He didn’t embrace the 2-way role, Brodziak did, and that’s pretty much the story. But he was a nice player imo.

    Ah, I see. Thanks for the catching me up.

  20. OilBuzz says:

    Best article ever, 11/10

  21. Spydyr says:

    The Oilers will never win Cups with this crop of kids.

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